inappropriate fun at Sear's essentials

We were browsing Sear's Essentials searching for some random stuff that we needed and we decided "what the heck we have allll the time in the world." With that, we began sifting aimlessly through many aisles just looking at stuff, talking and laughing at random items. For example, the "family planning section" which is really an area stocked with body lube, massage oils and a variety of different condoms. We were looking at hair straighteners and when we turned around, lo! behold...no babies, all pleasure.

Doris: Oh~! Interesting design!

Doris: LOOK! ITS TINGLY!

Doris: Oh! I like! *in a massage way*

Self Explanatory. They should give you MORE condom that THAT! Thats so cheappp~
































*Disclaimer: I do NOT know how this product is used and the NEITHER of us has EVER had sex. We're happy STDs free virgins. And proud OF it.