Monday, January 26, 2009

Strung out American Apparel Models

Today...is a good day. :)
I just finished my FAFSA for 2009-2010. Although of course I will still have to wait a bit to finish sending it out to ALL of my schools but that's a whole nother snore-worthy story that I'm sure would only decrease our blog view down to negative counts if possible. UNLESS there's people who actually wanna know more about the college process but we have counselors for that now don't we?

Speaking of which, I am installing a NEWER and more updated version of PhotoShop. yayaaa. (^-^).
So enough of the stalling,last week (finals week, oh sweet Jesus save our GPAs)Doris and I were IMing each other as usual and we found some pretty funny stuff online while browsing American Apparel store. They've been known to pick some pretty strung out looking models (NOT trying to be offensive since its cool they sell stuff without all the sweat-shop-magigg)and some of them are so "wtf-thoughts" inducing we can't help but share them with our audience here today...that is...whenever there a viewer is idly sitting in front of their computer oogling this page on their screen.

so Lo! behold.
warning: contains contents that may not be appropriate for children under the age of 10. screw 13, even 11 years old knows how to make babies.



Sad...nuff said

Doris (2:38:36 PM):her nipples are still painfully visible

yes, we love to make fun of things, but we're nice enough not to expose their identities if we could help it.

While we were living out our midterm(finals) week Jan 26-30, 2009, Doris started to feel so anxious she was actually stressed enough to type this
Doris (8:13:43 PM):i just need someone to hold me and be like "It's okay Doris, I haven't studied for APUSH at all."
Of course, that person isn't me. And I don't hope of it to be either, we're not on that *does dramatic circling motioning to indication level* level of intimacy. We both acknowledge each others personal space. Though she told me before that I'm probably (one of?? the) only friend(s) who she doesn't exchange hugs with regularly upon meeting or leaving.

Also, to anyone who actually READS our blog, we'll be having more new blog entries up about making some delicious soup, an DIY organizer to keep your stuff neat and organized, and other neat stuff!
-is what Doris said. Yes, We were planning out other interesting blog entries that we could make.
Food does so happen to be one of them.

Doris and I were talking about making some scrumptious foods and we decided we're going to make a procedural video on it. As a matter of fact, that's actually what's going to happen today.

Our Oh, soDelish~ menu (for our to-be-made-foods).

Cream of Mushroom Soup

Chicken Adobo

French Onion Soup

We're making Cream of Mushroom today and hopefully some of that chicken~
We're saving the french onion soup perhaps for next week.

We should really make a darned compilations of recipes and procedures to all of the good homemade food we've made so far.

We've also had some ideas about making our own staged reality show. called "Dooby to Dashing"
if the idea is feasible and we really do make it, we'll be sure to tell you folks out there and we'll be hitting up with a snazzy new trailer. We're hoping for the Show to be complete with episodes.

As for, "what the hell is Dooby?" Its a term Doris made up for a type of people. We refer to them as Doobs. We later found out that Dooby sounds just like and is spelled almost like the word Doobie, which is slang for a joint. Doris has made and defined the term for us right here, in parts, revised by me.

DOOB
Noun-Doob, Noun/Adjective-Doobiness, Adjective-Dooby
-Noun-Doob
1. A person characterized by awkward social skills, lack of confidence, and above all, a lack in style and charm.
"if someone offered to hold me right now [with the exception of the doobs] i'd take the muthafuggin offer"

2. A person with a cring-worthy physical presentation of one self due to misjudgement in taste and decisions. Usually accompanied by awkward social skills, lack in confidence and above all, a lack in style and charm.
"we were already in a bad mood cus of those doobs to begin with"

3. A person who is Dooby.
"pshhh dooby asian foo"

-Noun-
Doobiness
4. A person's uncharming,awkward and sometimes cringe-worthy physical presentation caused by a misjudgement in taste and decision.
"OWWW! my eyes! so. much. doobiness. D:"

-adjective-
Doobiness/ Dooby

5. of pertaining to traits in awkward social skills, lack in confidence and of style or charm.
"though it gets dooby when he sings since it's just kinda strange to watch"

6. of pertaining to a lack in style and charm in terms behavioral or physiological attribution.
"the fist to the sky is still a bit dooby
"
-adjective-Dooby
7. of pertaining to a lack of charm or awkwardness
"you know how he makes like 156487 different dooby sounds"

Usage: The dooby guy's doobiness makes him a doob.
Doobiness occurs most frequently asian males and caucasian males. There may be occasional appearances of doobiness other ethnic groups. It is more difficult to cure in afflicted males than females. Doobiness affects both the physical and social aspects of a person. He/she may look and/or act dooby.


While talking about waxes and gynecology visits, we got onto the subject as to...what would happen, if we had a MALE brazillian-bikini waxer. Deanna's thoughts: Only ONE man...I hope should see that area...

I'm okay with consummating my love before marriage IF I feel that it is "the time" *dramatic jazz hands* and we both get tested to ensure each other's safety but not to an excessive degree or with too many people. I'm sort of just hoping for ONE if that's possible. The horrors of STDs...and of course with today's world, who the hell REALLY acts like sex is THAT sacred anymore. I just don't see it. ):

Doris: "is it me or ____ always seems to have a boyfriend nowadays"
Deanna: "yeah, she seems like one of those girl that just can't seem to do wthout one"
Doris: "yeahhh"
Deanna: "yeahh ...hormones"
Doris: apparently ours only seems to increase our appetite." (for food)

and Charlize Theron is just effing sexy. Though Doris and I agree that we still love and admire Angelina Jolie. Die Pitt Die.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Goofing around at Doris' house

We were having fun and just hanging out and fell along to the impulse to dance along to the tunes playing in her room. Since it was too soft to hear on the video, I actually just put another song over it.



By the way, we don't actually dance that bad. Tis embarassing as it is already. My dance looks terrible at the end.
Perhaps you might've wondered or you might not have even noticed just what the hell I was wearing. Its looks supa-geeked-out. Indeed, it is the notorious (not quite) Preuss 2009 Senior sweaters. We're not as big as we like to think that we are. People couldn't really care less actually, but let us dwell in our own world of swelled heads....

moving on, I found this image on TheHornyrabbit.com. Its one of the cards. They have funny holiday cards, birthday cards, greeting cards, etc etc.

Personally I felt that this card describes Doris and me very well. Perhaps by the time we find temptation, I think we'll be too lazy. Chances are high.

Me (9:56:50 PM): moving beyond useless human beings like anonymous
Doris (9:58:01 PM): yes yes
Doris (9:58:05 PM): much like most of the world by now
Doris (9:58:23 PM): any girl who finds anonymous cute, needs to get slapped...hard

yeah. we're cruel b****es but we don't like that kid. we got super worked up over his superiority complex about "hard-core" games and condescending douche-itude so we're getting back at him by insulting his face and denouncing the importance of his existence.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Interview with my Dad

I genuinely feel that my dad is quite entertaining and very different from other asian parents. Though he remains asian through and through.



don't mind fact that the video is indeed a tad dry....

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Japanese Fashion...and nails.

Well, yesterday afternoon, I was at a friend's house chilling, and suddenly out pop these two very girly Japanese girls. They gush on and on about fashion, which got me into thinking about "gyaru" fashion. You know, those girls who are on the cutting edge of fashion (supposedly).
Some cute gyarus. xD (At least, I think they are...)

There's also "kogal" and "ganguro" which in my American-ness, I can't really tell apart.
Kogal (according to Yahoo! Images)

Ganguro

Well of course they don't look EXACTLY alike, but somehow, I don't really see what's supposed to set the two apart, besides differences in make up and skin tone. And personally, I love the hiding of the armpit (hairs?)

However, I think that B-Gyaru is quite cute. (from what I read, it's like emulating the style of R&B artists. Assuming they mean American ones.)



Are they all the same girl? :O



Anyway, the REAL
star of Japanese fashion for me, is the NAILS! (Can you blame me? I'm Vietnamese.)


The Japanese celebrities all have nails that are beyond belief, over the top, and so niceeeee~ @.@



Ayumi Hamasaki is rocking some pillowy, soft looking nails on this cover for her single.



While Kumi's nails look really awesome as well, though a bit hard to see, in this still from her video for Ningyo-Hime (or something like that).

Are those 3D rhinestones I see? :D



Anyway, I've been doing my friends' nails for a while now, and pretty soon I hope to be taking pictures of my work and showing off :P

Maybe I can turn this into a money making opportunity! $_$
*All photos belong to their original owners, I got them mostly off Yahoo! search and Flickr.

Random Conversation of the Day:
Mango: You have WHAT?
Me: Astigmatism. It means I'm really effin blind. :[
Mango: That explains your fashion sense.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Before I hit the hay

Here's a funny image of the day for you people out there. I suddenly had the inspiration to make a cracked out Chinese-immigrant photo-shop of myself. So here it is. Enjoy.



Ok. This is a terrible picture of me. go ahead, laugh.
But it looks real right?

Sunday, January 4, 2009

01.04.08. The final day

Today will be the last day before we will be going back to school. I will be back to wearing my horribly ugly uniforms and pulling nighters 3 times a week.

Here is a sample page of the comic I've been working on for art class



nice right? took me f*cking forever to do

Speaking of which, Doris found something that highly resembles the sugary Japanese fashion sense. well...of particular girls anyways



believe it or not...this is actually a DS case

this is what Doris had to say about it

Doris (7:20:59 PM): my ds would get up and SMACK me if i put it into that case
Doris (7:21:00 PM): no lie


Saturday, January 3, 2009

Random xD

Today, Deanna and I (Doris) went out on the town with two male friends, Apple and Slim Jim* and eat at one of our favorite restaurants. Red Pearl Kitchen in the Gaslamp Quarter.

Since we are all kind of lame, we don't drive, and don't have cars, so we did what any ghetto Asian teens would do, take the bus and trolley!

It was a little, messy at first, me and Deanna waited out in the freezing wind and cold for Slim Jim to arrive. When he finally did, we had missed the bus and ended up just sitting around and poking fun at him, and berating him for keeping a couple of females waiting (unacceptable!)

I remarked that he looked a LOT like an (unphotoshopped) version of a member of a now defunct Korean boy/man-group...G.O.D [stands for Groove Over Dose]
Now...feast your eyes...on the (handsome?) man next to the slightly rotund blonde. Slim Jim SERIOUSLY looks like that guy(kinda) and if any ladies think they might like what they see, wellllllll...then I have his number ;) kekekeke.

Moving along, we arrived at the mall, and waited for the arrival of Apple. Nothing significant happened, except that we saw quite a few people in Chargers jerseys, which created an insatiable desire in me to yell out "CHARGERS SUCK!" and view people's reactions...however, I'm a wimp, and I am pretty damn small at that, and I don't think it's worth it to be smacked up...over the Chargers.

Speaking of getting reactions out of people...
Me: Walk up to someone, and be like 'Hey, your mom was great last night...'
Apple: And it's like 'My mom's DEADDD..."
Deanna and I: O.o
Apple: 'Yeah, do you know how much work it was to dig her up?' *continues with this weird necrophiliac scenario*
Deanna and I: That's terrrrrrible~ It's not funny anymore :[

Deanna: Walk up to someone, and be like 'I don't even LIKE chocolates!!!!!'
Me: LOL, so random...

Once apple arrived, we waited for a trolley and went along our way to go downtown. Nothing significant happened between the beginning of this ride and our arrival downtown, except that we got hopelessly lost and ended up walking past our destination, and overall just acted really lame.

Now once we got inside the restaurant, things got a little more interesting...
Apple and Slim Jim seemed, unaccustomed to being in such a nice restaurant, and remarked that the restaurant was sooooo expensive (oh PLEASE, having a girlfriend is SO MUCH MORE expensive, and much more stressful might I add 9.9)
Random note: Me, Deanna and Candy* had attended the restauant previously, about a year ago I'd say. And this was our second time going to RPK, and we got seated in the EXACT SAME BOOTH, awesome right?

The restaurant's ambience is very dimly lit, rich colors, nice secluded booths. And a little candle so you can read your menu in the dim light.


Apple was being quite...absentminded, and held the wrapping paper from his chopstick directly over the candle. Now, I wasn't aware of this, because my eyes were on the delicious plate of spicy glazed squid we had ordered.

I looked over at him and he was trying to "subtly" smother the embers that had formed from his paper catching on fire. My immediate reaction was "What did you DO?" as he swept the little flaming bits of paper off the table and out of sight.

(Deanna said her reaction was something along the lines of "Geez, Apple, are you some kind of a pyromaniac or something?")

His justification, "I didn't think the fire could REACH IT okay?"

So we went along eating our meal, we ordered this garlic noodle dish, and had some hot pot red curry, quite yummy indeed. (Wanted to take pictures of the food to show off, ended up forgetting to.)

Throughout the evening, not too many interesting EVENTS happened, per se, however, we did have some interesting conversations...

Apple: So we should have a day to celebrate a murderer? [Christopher Columbus]
Me: What?
Apple+Slim Jim: Yeah, he was a murderer and a rapist...
[Fast forward]
Apple: Teacher...what's a rapist?
Slim Jim (Posing as teacher): Why don't you come into the corner and find out? >:]
Deanna and I: *Recoils in...disgust*

After we finished eating we decided to send Apple off, and give him a proper goodbye, after that was done we ended up trying to get around the mall and do stuff. Surprisingly, Slim Jim had a MUCH better sense of direction than Deanna and I had ever given him credit for...

Anyways, this would have been more interesting to read...had my CELL PHONE F*CKIN WORKED! :[
It was out of battery, and we were planning to take photos, I could've done a SIDE BY SIDE comparison of Slim Jim to...G.O.D. dude. Oh well, maybe next time :D

And I leave you with...a random conversation of the day! :D
Sharon: Jessica Rabbit is so sexy, I'd bang her! xP
Doris: That's because are ARE Jessica Rabbit.
Sharon: Nuh uh!
Doris: Well like a hipster Jessica Rabbit who'd been drinking redbull and taking ADHD medicine...with smaller bewbs.

And enjoy Jessica Rabbit's bangability!






* our friends are not really assorted food items, we changed their names so that they won't die of...embarrassment.

Taking down Christmas

while I was taking down the christmas tree (we got a fake one) this is what I came across...


Doris (10:01:23 AM): wow wtf is that?
Doris (10:01:25 AM): hahahahaha
Deanna (10:01:40 AM): now you know how we got our ornamental christmas star
Doris (10:01:45 AM): yeah
Doris (10:01:50 AM): so you put it on a chopstick?
Doris (10:01:51 AM): ahaha
Deanna (10:02:03 AM): more like "shoved it up it's asshole"

my dad is so funny...