Random xD

Today, Deanna and I (Doris) went out on the town with two male friends, Apple and Slim Jim* and eat at one of our favorite restaurants. Red Pearl Kitchen in the Gaslamp Quarter.

Since we are all kind of lame, we don't drive, and don't have cars, so we did what any ghetto Asian teens would do, take the bus and trolley!

It was a little, messy at first, me and Deanna waited out in the freezing wind and cold for Slim Jim to arrive. When he finally did, we had missed the bus and ended up just sitting around and poking fun at him, and berating him for keeping a couple of females waiting (unacceptable!)

I remarked that he looked a LOT like an (unphotoshopped) version of a member of a now defunct Korean boy/man-group...G.O.D [stands for Groove Over Dose]Now...feast your eyes...on the (handsome?) man next to the slightly rotund blonde. Slim Jim SERIOUSLY looks like that guy(kinda) and if any ladies think they might like what they see, wellllllll...then I have his number ;) kekekeke.

Moving along, we arrived at the mall, and waited for the arrival of Apple. Nothing significant happened, except that we saw quite a few people in Chargers jerseys, which created an insatiable desire in me to yell out "CHARGERS SUCK!" and view people's reactions...however, I'm a wimp, and I am pretty damn small at that, and I don't think it's worth it to be smacked up...over the Chargers.

Speaking of getting reactions out of people...
Me: Walk up to someone, and be like 'Hey, your mom was great last night...'
Apple: And it's like 'My mom's DEADDD..."
Deanna and I: O.o
Apple: 'Yeah, do you know how much work it was to dig her up?' *continues with this weird necrophiliac scenario*
Deanna and I: That's terrrrrrible~ It's not funny anymore :[

Deanna: Walk up to someone, and be like 'I don't even LIKE chocolates!!!!!'
Me: LOL, so random...

Once apple arrived, we waited for a trolley and went along our way to go downtown. Nothing significant happened between the beginning of this ride and our arrival downtown, except that we got hopelessly lost and ended up walking past our destination, and overall just acted really lame.

Now once we got inside the restaurant, things got a little more interesting...
Apple and Slim Jim seemed, unaccustomed to being in such a nice restaurant, and remarked that the restaurant was sooooo expensive (oh PLEASE, having a girlfriend is SO MUCH MORE expensive, and much more stressful might I add 9.9)
Random note: Me, Deanna and Candy* had attended the restauant previously, about a year ago I'd say. And this was our second time going to RPK, and we got seated in the EXACT SAME BOOTH, awesome right?

The restaurant's ambience is very dimly lit, rich colors, nice secluded booths. And a little candle so you can read your menu in the dim light.

Apple was being quite...absentminded, and held the wrapping paper from his chopstick directly over the candle. Now, I wasn't aware of this, because my eyes were on the delicious plate of spicy glazed squid we had ordered.

I looked over at him and he was trying to "subtly" smother the embers that had formed from his paper catching on fire. My immediate reaction was "What did you DO?" as he swept the little flaming bits of paper off the table and out of sight.

(Deanna said her reaction was something along the lines of "Geez, Apple, are you some kind of a pyromaniac or something?")

His justification, "I didn't think the fire could REACH IT okay?"

So we went along eating our meal, we ordered this garlic noodle dish, and had some hot pot red curry, quite yummy indeed. (Wanted to take pictures of the food to show off, ended up forgetting to.)

Throughout the evening, not too many interesting EVENTS happened, per se, however, we did have some interesting conversations...

Apple: So we should have a day to celebrate a murderer? [Christopher Columbus]
Me: What?
Apple+Slim Jim: Yeah, he was a murderer and a rapist...
[Fast forward]
Apple: Teacher...what's a rapist?
Slim Jim (Posing as teacher): Why don't you come into the corner and find out? >:]
Deanna and I: *Recoils in...disgust*

After we finished eating we decided to send Apple off, and give him a proper goodbye, after that was done we ended up trying to get around the mall and do stuff. Surprisingly, Slim Jim had a MUCH better sense of direction than Deanna and I had ever given him credit for...

Anyways, this would have been more interesting to read...had my CELL PHONE F*CKIN WORKED! :[
It was out of battery, and we were planning to take photos, I could've done a SIDE BY SIDE comparison of Slim Jim to...G.O.D. dude. Oh well, maybe next time :D

And I leave you with...a random conversation of the day! :D
Sharon: Jessica Rabbit is so sexy, I'd bang her! xP
Doris: That's because are ARE Jessica Rabbit.
Sharon: Nuh uh!
Doris: Well like a hipster Jessica Rabbit who'd been drinking redbull and taking ADHD medicine...with smaller bewbs.

And enjoy Jessica Rabbit's bangability!






* our friends are not really assorted food items, we changed their names so that they won't die of...embarrassment.