The last and final episode to our Otto series. complete with my translation of the Shakespeare version (Othello) I must say that mine's is nowhere nearly as eloquent as Shakespeare and I have probably greatly reduced the beauty of the original play. ah well.
Enjoy. :)
1. Emilia Runs up to Otty (Othello) and is like "oh no!! cassio got into a fight! and is injured"
2. Otty: "he aint dead?"
3. Emilia: "....no...?" Otty: "dammit!" Emilia: "...ok..."
4. Dess(Desdemona) falls onto the floor and makes a noise. Emilia is like WTF IS THAT?! Otty: "i Dunno, dont ask me, hum hum"
5. Emilia runs into the chamber. Her mistress is dead. Emilia: WTF NOOOOO WHO DID THIS?"
6. Otty: "I dunno...don't ask me. hum hum"
7. Dess: "no one...did..." *dies Otty: "that woman is a natural born liar, she didnt even say that i killed her. see shes a liar through and through even in death"
8. Emilia: "wthhh??! shes not a liar! and she lied to protect you!" why yoo doo dat?!!
9. Otty: "she was cheatin me!"
10. Emilia: "wut?! no! who said?"
11. Othello: "Iago. he got proof" Emilia gets on his nerves by asking "Iago???!" about 3 times
12. Otty: "YES Iago how many times must i say it you stupid woman."
13. Emilia: "that d*ck he acted all innocent and gave "advices" when he was around us" *calls for help
14. people arrives. "wtf dude your wifes dead"
15. Otty: "yah, I did it" *explains everything again
16. Emilia: :"Iago you liar!!" and enters crazy-screaming-lady mode
17. Iago: "leave woman!" and attempts to threaten her. random onlookers are horrified.
18. Emilia: "oh Hells Naw!" and reveals all of Iago's tricks.
19. Othello: "WTF" and tries to attk Iago. he's is stopped. Iago takes the chance to kill Emilia and make a dash for it.
20. people chases after Iago. Emilia is dying "sorry for giving something as important as your handkerchief (given by Otty so its considered "important") and giving it to someone else. and dies
21. People return with Iago captured. Othello wounds Iago but not kill him so people can torture his traitorous a$$ later. Then he wails about his own drama and issues before he kills himself. in a more noble way than I make it seem.
22. End of story. Iago...may or may not regret it. I don't know.
and here is the bloopers. :D
if you ever want to read a better summary of Othello (cus mine's really suck) click here.
You can also read the full script if you want to. If that page won't load. Try these.
Act I
Act II
Act III
Act IV
Act V
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Otto Ep. 3
Otto episode 3 is here! It is the most dramatic Episode of the series. :) and my ghetto summary of Othello.
1.Rody (Roderigo from Ep.1):" so...hows the plan going...how come I haven't hooked up with Dess(Desdemona) yet. ):"
2. Iago: "patience my man. in the meantime. i think that Dess might end up leaving for good with Otty(Othello) so we must break them up. and Cassio might be a potential rival once she and Othello break off. you gotta go kill Cassio."
3. Rody:"Ohsh*et really?" Okay.
4. Rody attempts to attack Cassio. cassio fights back and beats Rody up.
5. Iago: "rody you fool! youre not suppose to get beat up!" and attacks cassio from behind.
6. Cassio: "Nuuuu! my legs! help murder!"
7. Passerbys: "wtf? wassup?" Cassio: "my legs have been sliced off! I'm handicap for life!"
8. Iago comes into the scene and kills Rody before anyone can find out the plan. Rody: "you....#*(&(@#@Y&@!" and dies. Iago then accuses Bianca, (Cassio's ho) of plotting his murder.
9. meanwhile. Othello is in Dess's Chamber. "no...why you gotta do dis to me?! D:"
10. Dess is asleep. Then she wakes up. "wassup, wanna go to bed?"
11. Otty: "no"
12. Dess: "h'okay...so wassup"
13. Otto: "you're dead woman"
14. Dess: "wut?"
15. Otto: "you cheated on me with Cassio! you whore!!!"
16. Dess: "wth no!!!" and they have this big o' conflict. Otty tries to get her to confess that she did. but she didn't, so she can't say that she did. (ya know what I mean?)
17. Otty:"fine" *kills her
btw. no one is allowed to die in our version for English.
1.Rody (Roderigo from Ep.1):" so...hows the plan going...how come I haven't hooked up with Dess(Desdemona) yet. ):"
2. Iago: "patience my man. in the meantime. i think that Dess might end up leaving for good with Otty(Othello) so we must break them up. and Cassio might be a potential rival once she and Othello break off. you gotta go kill Cassio."
3. Rody:"Ohsh*et really?" Okay.
4. Rody attempts to attack Cassio. cassio fights back and beats Rody up.
5. Iago: "rody you fool! youre not suppose to get beat up!" and attacks cassio from behind.
6. Cassio: "Nuuuu! my legs! help murder!"
7. Passerbys: "wtf? wassup?" Cassio: "my legs have been sliced off! I'm handicap for life!"
8. Iago comes into the scene and kills Rody before anyone can find out the plan. Rody: "you....#*(&(@#@Y&@!" and dies. Iago then accuses Bianca, (Cassio's ho) of plotting his murder.
9. meanwhile. Othello is in Dess's Chamber. "no...why you gotta do dis to me?! D:"
10. Dess is asleep. Then she wakes up. "wassup, wanna go to bed?"
11. Otty: "no"
12. Dess: "h'okay...so wassup"
13. Otto: "you're dead woman"
14. Dess: "wut?"
15. Otto: "you cheated on me with Cassio! you whore!!!"
16. Dess: "wth no!!!" and they have this big o' conflict. Otty tries to get her to confess that she did. but she didn't, so she can't say that she did. (ya know what I mean?)
17. Otty:"fine" *kills her
btw. no one is allowed to die in our version for English.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Otto Ep. 2!
In continuation of the "Otto" series. Here is episode 2! with my ghetto-fied summary of the play which it was based upon from original "Othello" written by William Shakespeare.
1. Cassio: Dess (Desdemona), can you help me??? I wanna redeem myself.
2. Dess: h'okay. I'll talk to Otty-dear (Othello) for you.
3. Cassio: "you are lord."
4. Dess: *sees Otty* "Hey hon' mind giving Cassio his job back"
5. Otty: "meh...i'll think about that later"
6. Dess:" h'okay." *leaves
7. Iago: *comtemplates* "Say Otty...do you think something suspicious is going on..."
8. Otty: "wut?" Iago: "nvm" Otty: "tell me!!!"
9. Iago: "ya reckon Dess might be humpin Cassio?" (saying shes cheating on Otty)
10. Otty: "wtf, no, don't bs me. ones mah bff and ones my honaybun"
11. Iago: *thinks "I need a plan two..."*
12. Otty's head starts hurting. Dess tries to comfort him and wipe his forehead with her handkerchief that was given to her by Otty. apparently its too small for his head. they leave the scene and she ends up dropping it unnoticed.
13. Emilia, her maid finds it and gives it to her hubby(Iago) who wanted her to steal it for him for a while. she thinks he just got some weird fantasy going on with Dess' handwipe.
14. Iago makes a copy of the handkerchief and leaves it in Cassio's room.
15. Cassio gives it to Bianca. this whore (literally) who is in love with him. "here you go hun' I found it in my room and though it was pretty so Imma give it to you. Imma man, I don't need a handkerchief, I can always wipe my forehead with my shirt so the world can see my abs"
16. Iago talks to Cassio sometimes later. Otty thinks they're talking about Dessie but really hes talkin about this whore (not in a mean way but literally) called Bianca that digs him and wanna marry him.
17. Since Otto is watching from afar he can't hear what they're talking about. Cassio says Bianca pulls him around. Otty thinks hes talking about Dess pulling Cassio into her chamber. yes, he got a skevy mind.
18. Bianca comes: "how can a random handkerchief appear in your room, it must belong to some other b*tch and you want to me take the evidence for you." Cassio has to chase after her
19. Otty sees and thinks "wtf, he must have got that from my wife! and now hes giving it to a random ho. how dare he!"
20. OTTO MAD! and Iago gleeful at how well his plot turned out. Iago is now given the task to kill Cassio. while Otty will "take care" of Dess.
21. Dun dun DUN.
1. Cassio: Dess (Desdemona), can you help me??? I wanna redeem myself.
2. Dess: h'okay. I'll talk to Otty-dear (Othello) for you.
3. Cassio: "you are lord."
4. Dess: *sees Otty* "Hey hon' mind giving Cassio his job back"
5. Otty: "meh...i'll think about that later"
6. Dess:" h'okay." *leaves
7. Iago: *comtemplates* "Say Otty...do you think something suspicious is going on..."
8. Otty: "wut?" Iago: "nvm" Otty: "tell me!!!"
9. Iago: "ya reckon Dess might be humpin Cassio?" (saying shes cheating on Otty)
10. Otty: "wtf, no, don't bs me. ones mah bff and ones my honaybun"
11. Iago: *thinks "I need a plan two..."*
12. Otty's head starts hurting. Dess tries to comfort him and wipe his forehead with her handkerchief that was given to her by Otty. apparently its too small for his head. they leave the scene and she ends up dropping it unnoticed.
13. Emilia, her maid finds it and gives it to her hubby(Iago) who wanted her to steal it for him for a while. she thinks he just got some weird fantasy going on with Dess' handwipe.
14. Iago makes a copy of the handkerchief and leaves it in Cassio's room.
15. Cassio gives it to Bianca. this whore (literally) who is in love with him. "here you go hun' I found it in my room and though it was pretty so Imma give it to you. Imma man, I don't need a handkerchief, I can always wipe my forehead with my shirt so the world can see my abs"
16. Iago talks to Cassio sometimes later. Otty thinks they're talking about Dessie but really hes talkin about this whore (not in a mean way but literally) called Bianca that digs him and wanna marry him.
17. Since Otto is watching from afar he can't hear what they're talking about. Cassio says Bianca pulls him around. Otty thinks hes talking about Dess pulling Cassio into her chamber. yes, he got a skevy mind.
18. Bianca comes: "how can a random handkerchief appear in your room, it must belong to some other b*tch and you want to me take the evidence for you." Cassio has to chase after her
19. Otty sees and thinks "wtf, he must have got that from my wife! and now hes giving it to a random ho. how dare he!"
20. OTTO MAD! and Iago gleeful at how well his plot turned out. Iago is now given the task to kill Cassio. while Otty will "take care" of Dess.
21. Dun dun DUN.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Otto Ep. 1
I just made a short movie for English Class. Its called "Otto" based on Othello, a play written by Will' 'Spear. awesome dude. anyways Lemme do a ghetto summary of Othello.
I will tell the story of Othello in parts with the movie of Otto so that you will understand what did certain things happen in our movie.
Othello episode 1
1. Othello (military captain) gives Cassio ("handsome" bff of Otty) a nice military position.
2. Iago (who has more experience) is jealous of Cassio. "IAGO MAD!"
3. Roderigo is pissed at Otty for eloping with Desdemona (his crush)
4. Iago and Rody unite! and goes tell Dess's Daddy (Brabantio) in the middle of the night.
5. Branbantio is like "WTF who is it at this time." *sees Rody* "YOU, I told you to stop stalking Dess! now go away"
6. Iago: "something has been stolen from you!! *raves* ..."beast with two backs" refering to what two people look like while they're getting jiggy with it.
7. Brabantio : "wtf are you on dude"....but goes to check out his babygirls room anyways. and OHNOES his babygirl is gone! *wails* "call for help!" and runs to the Duke
8. Duke:*shock* "??!, just call and ask Otty man"
9. Otty arrives! Brabantio verbally attacks him. btw. they love shoving it in his face that hes black. Otty is like "no...we're in loveeee cus of my wonderful story telling skizzles"
10. Calls Dess in. Dess agrees. Brabantio dies of anger. (which i never found out until the end...)
11. Rody is left to feel depressed, he mopes, and moans and throws a tantrum. "I wanna DIE!"
12. Iago: "don't die" (cus I want to use you for my plot mwuah hahaha) and tells him rubbish like "put money in thy purse" about 50 billion times and other inhumane stuff about killing puppies. (I swear there is something like that in his lines)
13. Rody: "okai...*sniff*" and leaves the scene
14. Iago thinks of an evil plan that the audience shall know about. "I shall abuse the Moor's (Otty) ear about his wifey"
15. Iago gets Cassio drunk! and gets him into a fight with Rody. Otty sees this and is like "dude how immature, your position has been revoked!"
16. Cassio despairs.
17. Iago: "talk to Dess, shes Otty's woman. she can help you"
18.Cassio: yeahman!
I will tell the story of Othello in parts with the movie of Otto so that you will understand what did certain things happen in our movie.
Othello episode 1
1. Othello (military captain) gives Cassio ("handsome" bff of Otty) a nice military position.
2. Iago (who has more experience) is jealous of Cassio. "IAGO MAD!"
3. Roderigo is pissed at Otty for eloping with Desdemona (his crush)
4. Iago and Rody unite! and goes tell Dess's Daddy (Brabantio) in the middle of the night.
5. Branbantio is like "WTF who is it at this time." *sees Rody* "YOU, I told you to stop stalking Dess! now go away"
6. Iago: "something has been stolen from you!! *raves* ..."beast with two backs" refering to what two people look like while they're getting jiggy with it.
7. Brabantio : "wtf are you on dude"....but goes to check out his babygirls room anyways. and OHNOES his babygirl is gone! *wails* "call for help!" and runs to the Duke
8. Duke:*shock* "??!, just call and ask Otty man"
9. Otty arrives! Brabantio verbally attacks him. btw. they love shoving it in his face that hes black. Otty is like "no...we're in loveeee cus of my wonderful story telling skizzles"
10. Calls Dess in. Dess agrees. Brabantio dies of anger. (which i never found out until the end...)
11. Rody is left to feel depressed, he mopes, and moans and throws a tantrum. "I wanna DIE!"
12. Iago: "don't die" (cus I want to use you for my plot mwuah hahaha) and tells him rubbish like "put money in thy purse" about 50 billion times and other inhumane stuff about killing puppies. (I swear there is something like that in his lines)
13. Rody: "okai...*sniff*" and leaves the scene
14. Iago thinks of an evil plan that the audience shall know about. "I shall abuse the Moor's (Otty) ear about his wifey"
15. Iago gets Cassio drunk! and gets him into a fight with Rody. Otty sees this and is like "dude how immature, your position has been revoked!"
16. Cassio despairs.
17. Iago: "talk to Dess, shes Otty's woman. she can help you"
18.Cassio: yeahman!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Its Photo Gallery day. 3 topics in 1 day.
Okie~ today is just photo gallery day. :D mostly.
I think that if I really bothered to post only like one topic per blog, we'll really just fall behind and never do it. We actually come up with a lot more blog ideas than we ever expect ourselves to.
Though, that's not a bad thing. That way, least we know we're not running out of ideas to entertain our readers now right?
TOPIC 1!!!
Last weekend. meaning on the last day of February when it was yet to be march... Doris and I were traveling around via SD trolley and we went to go get our free yogurt at YogurtLand down in Hazard Center. We got confused and walked way past it, asked for directions in Jack-in-Box and stumbled our way back. Only...to get lost trying to looking for it up and down stairs. Oh useless fools that we are.
It's nice to have relaxed mind and "float along life as jelly fishes" as I like to call it but its not exactly the greatest idea to have two jelly fishes (Doris and I) floating aimlessly with no one to remind us that we're drifting entirely off course. anyways...pictures.
sooo many cups :D
options ftw :D
lmao. it just cracks me up how distressed he looks.
Doris claims it must have been a brain freeze.
TELL me those spoons aren't beautiful
Yogurt flavors: strawberry, Ghirardelli chocolate,
Cheesecake, Lychee tart with pieces of Strawberries,
brownies and cheesecake bits. mmmmm
Doris is totally like : ummmmmm~ yogurt-y goodnesss
Price: excellent. 2-3 bucks for your avg 11-12 oz.
Too bad I realized no cameras were allowed AFTER I took the pictures..... Too bad. :)
And speaking of traveling around. Doris and I noticed that we just simply love giving people nicknames according to our first impression of them. (i.e. shiny red shirt dude)
Later that day, We each got a chicken burrito from Chipotle. God..."delicious" doesn't do that place justice. Scrumptious does a TAD better. somewhat
oh beams of sunlight shall shine forever more on those delectable burritos.
Anyhoo, After we had enough of our giant burritos and stashed the rest away in the handy brown paper bag that it came with to be eaten later, I was holding them and wearing my sun glasses at the same time. (Both Doris and I were wearing glasses because she had just started talking about sunlight causing wrinkles and being the over-paranoid freaks that we are, wore sunglasses out in broad daylight in the sunny afternoon at 3 PM while we strolled the streets of Lemon Grove, Oak Park, etc) My outfit was the final touch to a totally "incognito" look.
don't mind the greatly decorative bag that I had.
__________________________
TOPIC 2!!!
Other random Images
Not the most impressive advertisement in the world.
Anime chick. unattractive asian dude. Wackass white bub.
Though....its JUST intriguing and mind boggling enough
to make you click on it....seriously.
Doris sent this to me of herself in her gamer mode.
lmao. see that blissful grin on her face?
its a woman in love--with her video games.
and just about the most ghetto method of using
a (web) camera to tape yourself cooking something.
Karl Lagerfeld. Dude who owns Chanel never fails to amuse me.
I don't even know the name of this masterpiece. but who the
hell cares what its called. It looks fricking mouthwatering
I don't think words are even necessary to describe
the ultimate wackness of this image. tis what I call "wtfs-inducing."
Topic 3!!!
and last but not least to today's gallery show. I cleaned my room about....ohhh, two months ago. I never posted the images but ahhh....a clean room is something I hadn't been able to have for a gooood long time. Now to display the proud work of mine. :D
my bear looks sooo relaxed. :D
The posters and swords sure adds a nice touch.
and images about little more than 1 year ago.
oh lord.
all that trash D:
Since I cleaned it about a month ago, its well on its way to becoming messy again. (oh no!!!)
and uh... god. no one wants to think about it reverting to something like 2 years ago like in the pictures above. (good god) pray for me. (and my mistreated poor room :D )
well I think I've posted a bunch of pictures today already. I'll be back with another blog another day soon.
night to y'all. I still need to study for AP Bio. nuuuuuu~
pssst. btw. Is it me, or the website for TAZO tea is like the effing bomb? :D FLASH!
and last but not least, a random aim convo of the day of ours
Doris (10:25:43 PM):but all humans crave amusement and humor
Me (10:26:10 PM):ahahha. i seriously wonder whats -------'s idea of amusement and "humor"
Doris (10:26:51 PM):torturing babies
Me (10:27:17 PM):destroying ovaries
Me (10:27:26 PM):watching women squeal in terror
Doris (10:29:28 PM):hahahahaha
Doris (10:29:31 PM):so predictable
I think that if I really bothered to post only like one topic per blog, we'll really just fall behind and never do it. We actually come up with a lot more blog ideas than we ever expect ourselves to.
Though, that's not a bad thing. That way, least we know we're not running out of ideas to entertain our readers now right?
TOPIC 1!!!
Last weekend. meaning on the last day of February when it was yet to be march... Doris and I were traveling around via SD trolley and we went to go get our free yogurt at YogurtLand down in Hazard Center. We got confused and walked way past it, asked for directions in Jack-in-Box and stumbled our way back. Only...to get lost trying to looking for it up and down stairs. Oh useless fools that we are.
It's nice to have relaxed mind and "float along life as jelly fishes" as I like to call it but its not exactly the greatest idea to have two jelly fishes (Doris and I) floating aimlessly with no one to remind us that we're drifting entirely off course. anyways...pictures.
sooo many cups :D
options ftw :D
lmao. it just cracks me up how distressed he looks.
Doris claims it must have been a brain freeze.
TELL me those spoons aren't beautiful
Yogurt flavors: strawberry, Ghirardelli chocolate,
Cheesecake, Lychee tart with pieces of Strawberries,
brownies and cheesecake bits. mmmmm
Doris is totally like : ummmmmm~ yogurt-y goodnesss
Price: excellent. 2-3 bucks for your avg 11-12 oz.
Too bad I realized no cameras were allowed AFTER I took the pictures..... Too bad. :)
And speaking of traveling around. Doris and I noticed that we just simply love giving people nicknames according to our first impression of them. (i.e. shiny red shirt dude)
Later that day, We each got a chicken burrito from Chipotle. God..."delicious" doesn't do that place justice. Scrumptious does a TAD better. somewhat
oh beams of sunlight shall shine forever more on those delectable burritos.
Anyhoo, After we had enough of our giant burritos and stashed the rest away in the handy brown paper bag that it came with to be eaten later, I was holding them and wearing my sun glasses at the same time. (Both Doris and I were wearing glasses because she had just started talking about sunlight causing wrinkles and being the over-paranoid freaks that we are, wore sunglasses out in broad daylight in the sunny afternoon at 3 PM while we strolled the streets of Lemon Grove, Oak Park, etc) My outfit was the final touch to a totally "incognito" look.
don't mind the greatly decorative bag that I had.
__________________________
TOPIC 2!!!
Other random Images
Not the most impressive advertisement in the world.
Anime chick. unattractive asian dude. Wackass white bub.
Though....its JUST intriguing and mind boggling enough
to make you click on it....seriously.
Doris sent this to me of herself in her gamer mode.
lmao. see that blissful grin on her face?
its a woman in love--with her video games.
and just about the most ghetto method of using
a (web) camera to tape yourself cooking something.
Karl Lagerfeld. Dude who owns Chanel never fails to amuse me.
I don't even know the name of this masterpiece. but who the
hell cares what its called. It looks fricking mouthwatering
I don't think words are even necessary to describe
the ultimate wackness of this image. tis what I call "wtfs-inducing."
Topic 3!!!
and last but not least to today's gallery show. I cleaned my room about....ohhh, two months ago. I never posted the images but ahhh....a clean room is something I hadn't been able to have for a gooood long time. Now to display the proud work of mine. :D
my bear looks sooo relaxed. :D
The posters and swords sure adds a nice touch.
and images about little more than 1 year ago.
oh lord.
all that trash D:
Since I cleaned it about a month ago, its well on its way to becoming messy again. (oh no!!!)
and uh... god. no one wants to think about it reverting to something like 2 years ago like in the pictures above. (good god) pray for me. (and my mistreated poor room :D )
well I think I've posted a bunch of pictures today already. I'll be back with another blog another day soon.
night to y'all. I still need to study for AP Bio. nuuuuuu~
pssst. btw. Is it me, or the website for TAZO tea is like the effing bomb? :D FLASH!
and last but not least, a random aim convo of the day of ours
Doris (10:25:43 PM):but all humans crave amusement and humor
Me (10:26:10 PM):ahahha. i seriously wonder whats -------'s idea of amusement and "humor"
Doris (10:26:51 PM):torturing babies
Me (10:27:17 PM):destroying ovaries
Me (10:27:26 PM):watching women squeal in terror
Doris (10:29:28 PM):hahahahaha
Doris (10:29:31 PM):so predictable
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