Thursday, March 12, 2009

Ep. 4 (final)

The last and final episode to our Otto series. complete with my translation of the Shakespeare version (Othello) I must say that mine's is nowhere nearly as eloquent as Shakespeare and I have probably greatly reduced the beauty of the original play. ah well.

Enjoy. :)

1. Emilia Runs up to Otty (Othello) and is like "oh no!! cassio got into a fight! and is injured"

2. Otty: "he aint dead?"

3. Emilia: "....no...?" Otty: "dammit!" Emilia: "...ok..."

4. Dess(Desdemona) falls onto the floor and makes a noise. Emilia is like WTF IS THAT?! Otty: "i Dunno, dont ask me, hum hum"

5. Emilia runs into the chamber. Her mistress is dead. Emilia: WTF NOOOOO WHO DID THIS?"

6. Otty: "I dunno...don't ask me. hum hum"

7. Dess: "no one...did..." *dies Otty: "that woman is a natural born liar, she didnt even say that i killed her. see shes a liar through and through even in death"

8. Emilia: "wthhh??! shes not a liar! and she lied to protect you!" why yoo doo dat?!!

9. Otty: "she was cheatin me!"

10. Emilia: "wut?! no! who said?"

11. Othello: "Iago. he got proof" Emilia gets on his nerves by asking "Iago???!" about 3 times

12. Otty: "YES Iago how many times must i say it you stupid woman."

13. Emilia: "that d*ck he acted all innocent and gave "advices" when he was around us" *calls for help

14. people arrives. "wtf dude your wifes dead"

15. Otty: "yah, I did it" *explains everything again

16. Emilia: :"Iago you liar!!" and enters crazy-screaming-lady mode

17. Iago: "leave woman!" and attempts to threaten her. random onlookers are horrified.

18. Emilia: "oh Hells Naw!" and reveals all of Iago's tricks.

19. Othello: "WTF" and tries to attk Iago. he's is stopped. Iago takes the chance to kill Emilia and make a dash for it.

20. people chases after Iago. Emilia is dying "sorry for giving something as important as your handkerchief (given by Otty so its considered "important") and giving it to someone else. and dies

21. People return with Iago captured. Othello wounds Iago but not kill him so people can torture his traitorous a$$ later. Then he wails about his own drama and issues before he kills himself. in a more noble way than I make it seem.

22. End of story. Iago...may or may not regret it. I don't know.



and here is the bloopers. :D



if you ever want to read a better summary of Othello (cus mine's really suck) click here.

You can also read the full script if you want to. If that page won't load. Try these.
Act I
Act II
Act III
Act IV
Act V

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