Nearly the half-way through college, end of the year, beginning of real life

You know when there's people you can't talked to in like a mutha millennium and you're like "where the hell do we start?"...typically with the stuff that's most recent and then you gradually work your way into the past until the point of your LAAAST meeting with them. So I suppose that's also how we're gonna start, old friend (of no one who reads).

So I've started college, "cooooooooool! ain't that like where everyone gets drunk and laid?"
Not everyone...but its not false either. A lot of people do.

"It's normal for college boys and girls to get all hormonal and want to touch each all the times."
...so they say. yeah, you go to parties, you dance, you hook up you have fun and you move on with life. Making out, hugging, cuddling, hand holding are all considered normal things and indications of maybe is going out.

For someone like me, who had this HUGE personal bubble space and issues with touching people or even being remotely intimate with them in any way sends my "freak-the-fuck-out" meter straight through the ceiling. I figured I'd just not date, focus on making friends and being my ideal image of a cool and emotional guarded woman.

a ha...ha think again.

I happened to enroll in most love-friendly college of all of Redlands (perhaps almost all of California or the god damned world for that matters). Love-friendly doesn't even do it justice; it's a lot more like "LOVE! LOVE EVERYONE! LOVE WITH INTENSITY!" and where does that happen to be? the Johnston College of Integrative studies. Infamous naked fire pit dance ceremonies, leather-and-lace (also referred to as the S&M) party, Lust-yourself dance party, spontaneous make out sessions, orgy showers, cuddle puddles, games of dirty Jenga, and an entire holiday event called Kissmas dedicated to a night of making out with everyone present at the celebration. My constant exposure to such as above wore down my fear of these things to practically a nub, especially if its occurring as often as weekly or more.

I don't think its a bad thing, in fact I love this place more than anything. I just feel very...changed by it all. So now I can just go out and touch people right? ahahhaha. lame joke.

Me at leather&lace. I was chillin' on the couch and someone decided to catch me in what looked kinda like a pose. *shrug* eheh


us at fire pit, no one got naked that night, we all left early because we had HW to do. that's actually somewhat unusual for Johnston.

Other things? I got a hair cut, got sick twice this semester, it's finals week, it's almost Christmas break, Doris has a potential boyfriend candidate (ahu!hu!hu!hu!hu!) what a weird laugh, started accumulating a collection of drawings of tattooed and partially naked people, and not much other interesting things.

yes, finals week. You will eat cups and cups and cups of ramen and just place them on top of each other as you immediate jump back to that god-damned essay you were working on.

oh lookie, my drawing of a naked girl. I got very positive responses from my male audience, they like her very much. lolz...



Also I recently feel like I've started talking like a daft street punk. I'm afraid I'll soon sound like an incoherent mumbling crackhead. Not that I wasn't already sorta cracked out to begin with.

And finally, proof that my dad is a baller

Naruto Leech-People

goodness, we haven't posted anything in a good long time. Well I've been pretty busy getting down to my last college acceptances, last-minute scholarships, AP testings, etc. Of course, it's not nearly close to being over yet. There will be more stuff to do: projects, senior exhibitions, senior activities, more scholarships, housing registrations, you name it. Enough boring shizzle.

But seriously, I feel bad, since we're supposed to post regularly and I've fell so far behind after not posting for a few almost 3 months. :O can you Imagine that, If that was pregnancy, It'll be a full trimester. OK....aside from that. ah ha ha...Speaking of babies, there's two things I want to talk about.

First: For my service learning class, I am working on this presentation about CYBER-BULLY. that's right, mean kids. We're making a short little movie for it to go along with the power-point. As part of the movie,I photo-shopped a picture of my friend Jeanie for the "bullying." Its actually somehow...oddly cute. The reason this is related to babies is because pikachu is like the size of a year old child.

( ,,-_-,,'') *lol. By the way, she's a lovely girl, even as a Pikachu.
No wonder Ash doesn't have a girlfriend. LOL he has Pikachu.

Another thing about babies...My bro is almost two years old, but it turns out that the day I'm going to the summer bridge for my school is also his birthday. ): *sad*

he's so BIG for a kid that's not even two years old!

And back to Jeanie. She and I made a music video together. Its a cover of this random song to. Really it was supposed to be for my art project, it was shot and edited all in the time span of one day...and then presented the next. If it weren't for the fact that I'm mildly good at video editing, I would never have finished. (so was that line supposed to be modest or arrogant?)



She's a good singer. I'm thinking of making more music with her. :) By the way, I've always had the great desire to learn to play the drums. It sounds ridiculous, "pah little asian girl, dream on." But I WILL play it one day, and play it well. Just watch. I don't give up easily. >:D

Also a while back, Doris and I were going around and we happened to pass through Fam mart, where I got my prom dress and we saw numerous strippa shoes. :O some were soooo tall....we couldn't think of how you can possibly wear it unless it
a) went up to your crotch
b) you must have a very high crotch
c) you must be model sized
d) you must have tall legs...of a man.
lolll option D is too farfetched imo....well 90% farfetched. 10% is being openminded because why would you catch a man wearing these?

....or

they don't seem that tall but they DID come up to our hips. Do we just have short legs? I feel that my legs are actually pretty long. well, for a 5'1'' gnome.


THESE are the shoes that I bought that I want to wear for prom. 6 inches babey. :O

I was wearing my dress. <_<

but I want to learn how to wear heels. even outside of prom I might try these once in a while just for fun. Apparently it makes me taller...and not looking so much like 13 and more my age. (18) which I prefer. It always kicks my self-esteem in the gut when people instinctively assume I'm in middle school. *tear. MOST importantly, I feel tall, I have an obsession with feeling tall...because it gives me power. LOL I'm managing to walk in them actually :D soon....veddy soooon....I should just dance and do martial arts in them. (oy oy, thats probably over-doing it...)

And veddy soon......I shall return with some advices about how to approach a relationship without getting screwed (literally) and then dumped. oh what foul language we have here.
and nooo...I've never been in a relationship.... but I got it from this booklet they gave us in class "in preparation for college."

I found that I'm highhhh-ly asexual. meaning: I don't crave relationships nor do I really LOOK at people as potential mates...mostly...I see them as THEM and whatever then happens happens ...if it ever, EVER does/will. I've liked/like 2 people or so in my life time. (17 going on 18)

I'm also afraid of touching people...hugging...head pats...loving gestures...etc. My friend advised me on trying to learning to "touch people." leaning in a little more, getting used to being around people, not freaking out when I touch them briefly or not to become shocked or break out in small sweats from people becoming suddenly close to me or lean in to me. My friend says that you're supposed to feel HAPPY from hugs, not repulsed and frightened. LOL

Even though I'm good at looking people in the eye...I can't do it if I'm sitting close to a person. I get uneasy and intimidated. So I took advantage of when I get mentored/tutored/etc to look people in the eyes while they're talking to me (and sitting close). This sort of small training has helped. "smile", "look", "listen", "respond." And occasionally look away to give myself a break. I'm improving. :D
Any advices anyone? To cure me of this odd antisocial bit of myself. I've overcome not being able to express myself/ talk...now its probably one of the harder things...

Can you figure out who these things are? look at the hair styles.

If you can't figure it out click

Doris (8:44:31 PM):looks like a leech with a lllama or something
shes not wrong...

and this song is a MUST watch/listen.


It's pretty hard to find this version of the song unless its on youtube. You can find it else where but its not nearly as happy and bumpin. If you want it, tell me and I'll send it to you. ;)


So I'd be back with advices to girls for relationships and share some of my experiences with sexual harassment through the Internet. I'm sure that will be an interesting story so keep watch for new posts. :D

Ep. 4 (final)

The last and final episode to our Otto series. complete with my translation of the Shakespeare version (Othello) I must say that mine's is nowhere nearly as eloquent as Shakespeare and I have probably greatly reduced the beauty of the original play. ah well.

Enjoy. :)

1. Emilia Runs up to Otty (Othello) and is like "oh no!! cassio got into a fight! and is injured"

2. Otty: "he aint dead?"

3. Emilia: "....no...?" Otty: "dammit!" Emilia: "...ok..."

4. Dess(Desdemona) falls onto the floor and makes a noise. Emilia is like WTF IS THAT?! Otty: "i Dunno, dont ask me, hum hum"

5. Emilia runs into the chamber. Her mistress is dead. Emilia: WTF NOOOOO WHO DID THIS?"

6. Otty: "I dunno...don't ask me. hum hum"

7. Dess: "no one...did..." *dies Otty: "that woman is a natural born liar, she didnt even say that i killed her. see shes a liar through and through even in death"

8. Emilia: "wthhh??! shes not a liar! and she lied to protect you!" why yoo doo dat?!!

9. Otty: "she was cheatin me!"

10. Emilia: "wut?! no! who said?"

11. Othello: "Iago. he got proof" Emilia gets on his nerves by asking "Iago???!" about 3 times

12. Otty: "YES Iago how many times must i say it you stupid woman."

13. Emilia: "that d*ck he acted all innocent and gave "advices" when he was around us" *calls for help

14. people arrives. "wtf dude your wifes dead"

15. Otty: "yah, I did it" *explains everything again

16. Emilia: :"Iago you liar!!" and enters crazy-screaming-lady mode

17. Iago: "leave woman!" and attempts to threaten her. random onlookers are horrified.

18. Emilia: "oh Hells Naw!" and reveals all of Iago's tricks.

19. Othello: "WTF" and tries to attk Iago. he's is stopped. Iago takes the chance to kill Emilia and make a dash for it.

20. people chases after Iago. Emilia is dying "sorry for giving something as important as your handkerchief (given by Otty so its considered "important") and giving it to someone else. and dies

21. People return with Iago captured. Othello wounds Iago but not kill him so people can torture his traitorous a$$ later. Then he wails about his own drama and issues before he kills himself. in a more noble way than I make it seem.

22. End of story. Iago...may or may not regret it. I don't know.



and here is the bloopers. :D



if you ever want to read a better summary of Othello (cus mine's really suck) click here.

You can also read the full script if you want to. If that page won't load. Try these.
Act I
Act II
Act III
Act IV
Act V

Otto Ep. 3

Otto episode 3 is here! It is the most dramatic Episode of the series. :) and my ghetto summary of Othello.

1.Rody (Roderigo from Ep.1):" so...hows the plan going...how come I haven't hooked up with Dess(Desdemona) yet. ):"

2. Iago: "patience my man. in the meantime. i think that Dess might end up leaving for good with Otty(Othello) so we must break them up. and Cassio might be a potential rival once she and Othello break off. you gotta go kill Cassio."

3. Rody:"Ohsh*et really?" Okay.

4. Rody attempts to attack Cassio. cassio fights back and beats Rody up.

5. Iago: "rody you fool! youre not suppose to get beat up!" and attacks cassio from behind.

6. Cassio: "Nuuuu! my legs! help murder!"

7. Passerbys: "wtf? wassup?" Cassio: "my legs have been sliced off! I'm handicap for life!"

8. Iago comes into the scene and kills Rody before anyone can find out the plan. Rody: "you....#*(&(@#@Y&@!" and dies. Iago then accuses Bianca, (Cassio's ho) of plotting his murder.

9. meanwhile. Othello is in Dess's Chamber. "no...why you gotta do dis to me?! D:"

10. Dess is asleep. Then she wakes up. "wassup, wanna go to bed?"

11. Otty: "no"

12. Dess: "h'okay...so wassup"

13. Otto: "you're dead woman"

14. Dess: "wut?"

15. Otto: "you cheated on me with Cassio! you whore!!!"

16. Dess: "wth no!!!" and they have this big o' conflict. Otty tries to get her to confess that she did. but she didn't, so she can't say that she did. (ya know what I mean?)

17. Otty:"fine" *kills her

btw. no one is allowed to die in our version for English.

Otto Ep. 2!

In continuation of the "Otto" series. Here is episode 2! with my ghetto-fied summary of the play which it was based upon from original "Othello" written by William Shakespeare.

1. Cassio: Dess (Desdemona), can you help me??? I wanna redeem myself.

2. Dess: h'okay. I'll talk to Otty-dear (Othello) for you.

3. Cassio: "you are lord."

4. Dess: *sees Otty* "Hey hon' mind giving Cassio his job back"

5. Otty: "meh...i'll think about that later"

6. Dess:" h'okay." *leaves

7. Iago: *comtemplates* "Say Otty...do you think something suspicious is going on..."

8. Otty: "wut?" Iago: "nvm" Otty: "tell me!!!"

9. Iago: "ya reckon Dess might be humpin Cassio?" (saying shes cheating on Otty)

10. Otty: "wtf, no, don't bs me. ones mah bff and ones my honaybun"

11. Iago: *thinks "I need a plan two..."*

12. Otty's head starts hurting. Dess tries to comfort him and wipe his forehead with her handkerchief that was given to her by Otty. apparently its too small for his head. they leave the scene and she ends up dropping it unnoticed.

13. Emilia, her maid finds it and gives it to her hubby(Iago) who wanted her to steal it for him for a while. she thinks he just got some weird fantasy going on with Dess' handwipe.

14. Iago makes a copy of the handkerchief and leaves it in Cassio's room.

15. Cassio gives it to Bianca. this whore (literally) who is in love with him. "here you go hun' I found it in my room and though it was pretty so Imma give it to you. Imma man, I don't need a handkerchief, I can always wipe my forehead with my shirt so the world can see my abs"

16. Iago talks to Cassio sometimes later. Otty thinks they're talking about Dessie but really hes talkin about this whore (not in a mean way but literally) called Bianca that digs him and wanna marry him.

17. Since Otto is watching from afar he can't hear what they're talking about. Cassio says Bianca pulls him around. Otty thinks hes talking about Dess pulling Cassio into her chamber. yes, he got a skevy mind.

18. Bianca comes: "how can a random handkerchief appear in your room, it must belong to some other b*tch and you want to me take the evidence for you." Cassio has to chase after her

19. Otty sees and thinks "wtf, he must have got that from my wife! and now hes giving it to a random ho. how dare he!"

20. OTTO MAD! and Iago gleeful at how well his plot turned out. Iago is now given the task to kill Cassio. while Otty will "take care" of Dess.

21. Dun dun DUN.

Otto Ep. 1

I just made a short movie for English Class. Its called "Otto" based on Othello, a play written by Will' 'Spear. awesome dude. anyways Lemme do a ghetto summary of Othello.
I will tell the story of Othello in parts with the movie of Otto so that you will understand what did certain things happen in our movie.

Othello episode 1
1. Othello (military captain) gives Cassio ("handsome" bff of Otty) a nice military position.

2. Iago (who has more experience) is jealous of Cassio. "IAGO MAD!"

3. Roderigo is pissed at Otty for eloping with Desdemona (his crush)

4. Iago and Rody unite! and goes tell Dess's Daddy (Brabantio) in the middle of the night.

5. Branbantio is like "WTF who is it at this time." *sees Rody* "YOU, I told you to stop stalking Dess! now go away"

6. Iago: "something has been stolen from you!! *raves* ..."beast with two backs" refering to what two people look like while they're getting jiggy with it.

7. Brabantio : "wtf are you on dude"....but goes to check out his babygirls room anyways. and OHNOES his babygirl is gone! *wails* "call for help!" and runs to the Duke

8. Duke:*shock* "??!, just call and ask Otty man"

9. Otty arrives! Brabantio verbally attacks him. btw. they love shoving it in his face that hes black. Otty is like "no...we're in loveeee cus of my wonderful story telling skizzles"

10. Calls Dess in. Dess agrees. Brabantio dies of anger. (which i never found out until the end...)

11. Rody is left to feel depressed, he mopes, and moans and throws a tantrum. "I wanna DIE!"

12. Iago: "don't die" (cus I want to use you for my plot mwuah hahaha) and tells him rubbish like "put money in thy purse" about 50 billion times and other inhumane stuff about killing puppies. (I swear there is something like that in his lines)

13. Rody: "okai...*sniff*" and leaves the scene

14. Iago thinks of an evil plan that the audience shall know about. "I shall abuse the Moor's (Otty) ear about his wifey"

15. Iago gets Cassio drunk! and gets him into a fight with Rody. Otty sees this and is like "dude how immature, your position has been revoked!"

16. Cassio despairs.

17. Iago: "talk to Dess, shes Otty's woman. she can help you"

18.Cassio: yeahman!

Its Photo Gallery day. 3 topics in 1 day.

Okie~ today is just photo gallery day. :D mostly.

I think that if I really bothered to post only like one topic per blog, we'll really just fall behind and never do it. We actually come up with a lot more blog ideas than we ever expect ourselves to.

Though, that's not a bad thing. That way, least we know we're not running out of ideas to entertain our readers now right?

TOPIC 1!!!
Last weekend. meaning on the last day of February when it was yet to be march... Doris and I were traveling around via SD trolley and we went to go get our free yogurt at YogurtLand down in Hazard Center. We got confused and walked way past it, asked for directions in Jack-in-Box and stumbled our way back. Only...to get lost trying to looking for it up and down stairs. Oh useless fools that we are.

It's nice to have relaxed mind and "float along life as jelly fishes" as I like to call it but its not exactly the greatest idea to have two jelly fishes (Doris and I) floating aimlessly with no one to remind us that we're drifting entirely off course. anyways...pictures.


sooo many cups :D


options ftw :D


lmao. it just cracks me up how distressed he looks.
Doris claims it must have been a brain freeze.


TELL me those spoons aren't beautiful


Yogurt flavors: strawberry, Ghirardelli chocolate,
Cheesecake, Lychee tart with pieces of Strawberries,
brownies and cheesecake bits. mmmmm


Doris is totally like : ummmmmm~ yogurt-y goodnesss

Price: excellent. 2-3 bucks for your avg 11-12 oz.

Too bad I realized no cameras were allowed AFTER I took the pictures..... Too bad. :)

And speaking of traveling around. Doris and I noticed that we just simply love giving people nicknames according to our first impression of them. (i.e. shiny red shirt dude)

Later that day, We each got a chicken burrito from Chipotle. God..."delicious" doesn't do that place justice. Scrumptious does a TAD better. somewhat


oh beams of sunlight shall shine forever more on those delectable burritos.

Anyhoo, After we had enough of our giant burritos and stashed the rest away in the handy brown paper bag that it came with to be eaten later, I was holding them and wearing my sun glasses at the same time. (Both Doris and I were wearing glasses because she had just started talking about sunlight causing wrinkles and being the over-paranoid freaks that we are, wore sunglasses out in broad daylight in the sunny afternoon at 3 PM while we strolled the streets of Lemon Grove, Oak Park, etc) My outfit was the final touch to a totally "incognito" look.

don't mind the greatly decorative bag that I had.
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TOPIC 2!!!
Other random Images



Not the most impressive advertisement in the world.
Anime chick. unattractive asian dude. Wackass white bub.
Though....its JUST intriguing and mind boggling enough
to make you click on it....seriously.


Doris sent this to me of herself in her gamer mode.
lmao. see that blissful grin on her face?
its a woman in love--with her video games.


and just about the most ghetto method of using
a (web) camera to tape yourself cooking something.


Karl Lagerfeld. Dude who owns Chanel never fails to amuse me.


I don't even know the name of this masterpiece. but who the
hell cares what its called. It looks fricking mouthwatering


I don't think words are even necessary to describe
the ultimate wackness of this image. tis what I call "wtfs-inducing."

Topic 3!!!
and last but not least to today's gallery show. I cleaned my room about....ohhh, two months ago. I never posted the images but ahhh....a clean room is something I hadn't been able to have for a gooood long time. Now to display the proud work of mine. :D


my bear looks sooo relaxed. :D


The posters and swords sure adds a nice touch.


and images about little more than 1 year ago.

oh lord.


all that trash D:

Since I cleaned it about a month ago, its well on its way to becoming messy again. (oh no!!!)
and uh... god. no one wants to think about it reverting to something like 2 years ago like in the pictures above. (good god) pray for me. (and my mistreated poor room :D )

well I think I've posted a bunch of pictures today already. I'll be back with another blog another day soon.

night to y'all. I still need to study for AP Bio. nuuuuuu~

pssst. btw. Is it me, or the website for TAZO tea is like the effing bomb? :D FLASH!

and last but not least, a random aim convo of the day of ours

Doris (10:25:43 PM):but all humans crave amusement and humor
Me (10:26:10 PM):ahahha. i seriously wonder whats -------'s idea of amusement and "humor"
Doris (10:26:51 PM):torturing babies
Me (10:27:17 PM):destroying ovaries
Me (10:27:26 PM):watching women squeal in terror
Doris (10:29:28 PM):hahahahaha
Doris (10:29:31 PM):so predictable

Okay, just a quick update. Deanna knitted me a scarf AND an iPhone pouch! :D

Neat huh?! :D :D :D

The scarf got a little washed out from my phone and light, but trust me in real life, they are the fluffiest softest little things. :D



Me and Deanna, video calling on MSN. As you can see, we're both incognito...to an extent. Really, this was what I was doing in my room late at night once, and my mom walked in, laughed at me and walked away. As you can see, me and Deanna have...unique ways of having fun hahahaha. We're going to go out in public like this one day xD









Today me and Deanna got started on the topic of being out of shape, and the need to exercise.

Deanna (7:35:41 PM): i know

Deanna (7:35:52 PM): i seriously think that i am OUT of shape though

Deanna (7:36:05 PM): since i cant even move as swiftly and accurately as i used to

Deanna (7:37:03 PM): imagine being stealthy vampire of the night and falling from that post due to lack of excercise.

Doris (7:37:10 PM): LOL or having a muffin top

Deanna (7:37:14 PM): LOL

So I went into the kitchen full of munchies, and I noticed a gladware thingy full of tomatoes and cucumbers, so I decided to eat it, and complement it with some apple cider vinegar DRESSING, which my mom made, and that I hated at first, but grew to like quite a bit. O.O


And no wonder we're out of shape, I open my fridge and I can either choose to eat

^^^^^^^That or THAT---->




I mean gosh, I'd like to see YOU resist those little fake chimichangas, god I'm salivating just THINKING about them.










Anyways, we'll have more videos up soon, that goes to YOU Mishie you persistent little child! :D

Making food, finally publicly displayed.

A bit late... but this the the video of Doris and me making food. at first we were going to dub the video over with our voices describing the cooking procedures but afterward....we changed our mind because the soup wasn't exactly the best thing in the world and its better we don't give out goofed up recipes. anyways, just read the subs. I wish I got an image of the mango pudding. They were quite adorable. We failed on the Chicken Adobe because someone threw our box of bay leaves out. So...we had everything but the bay leaves. can't have chicken adobe without that, so we ended up with soy sauce chicken instead.

So yeah, the video is also rather rushed feeling. Doris gave up after searching for a long time and decided to drag a random song into the video. oddly enough, the song actually worked. We all know that "Mango" really loves mushrooms. would this become his favorite blog video I wonder? And dude. I was browsing YouTube and I found this thing to a spankwire reaction. about people getting their jollies off f**king their privates up. Its the wackest thing I've ever glimpsed. No way did I watch past 5 seconds. T'was horrible. Even Doris was like "oh hells naw!" when she say a scene with bees. This one dude performed a side way incision on his ''best friend''. nuff said. so messed up.


well so here's one guy's reaction to it. If you click on the video, he got the link attached. viewer's discretion advised. Don't blame me for irreparable mental shock.


and TELL me these are not the realest looking doughnut candles that you've EVER seen

click on the image or HERE to see the homepage of the site. yeah. they really ARE candles.

anyways. Do you think this is sensual relaxation or a houmongous wack pool of purple gloop?



Personally...I'm afraid of it going places it shouldn't go. I like my areas goo free. tyvm. TMI

and Doris found this funky jelly soap thingie.

Me (10:00:21 PM): does it foam?

Doris (10:00:25 PM): yes

Doris (10:00:30 PM): read the paragraph at the top

Doris (10:00:32 PM): it explains all

Me (10:04:01 PM): is it a one time use?

Doris (10:04:07 PM): nah

Doris (10:04:10 PM): you can probably chop it in half

Doris (10:04:12 PM): or in fourths

Me (10:04:17 PM): lolol

Doris (10:04:20 PM): but yeah

Doris (10:04:23 PM): the IDEA of it seems so cool

Doris (10:04:25 PM): i wanna get one

Doris (10:04:26 PM): hahaha

that's Doris all right.

My Dad Playing DDR

honestly my dad is not bad for a guy his age at video games. he does pretty kick-ass at DDR on beginner. Personally I think that's pretty good for an Asian parent. Goes to show, He's a kid at heart.


well, He tried again many times after that trying to get an A. unfortunately, he never succeeded. Not yet anyways. Keep trying Dad, you can do it. So endearing. LOL.

To show you now... the shame image of the week.

TELL me that there ain't something wrong with this picture. WHY do you have to Photo-Shop a cute little girl. She doesn't even resemble anything remotely human now. She looks like a freaky plastic artificial intelligence thing made in the 2090's or something of that sh*t. Spoiled brat with too much fake hair and mascara. Truly sad.

azngrl4lyfe99(2:26:17AM):	she's a LITTLE GIRL
azngrl4lyfe99 (2:26:24 AM):	if she ever sees that her self esteem will be crushed

and Dude. As for Bitch of the week, If any of you had ever heard about Stephen Fowler on this "Wife Swap" Reality TV show, He's such a douche. He treated the swapped wife so badly, he even talked sh*t about in her front if his own kids and made them ignore her. :O So mean.

Read the story

Watch his douchiness in action

His wife's fake apologies

Read an awesome sarcastic bash on the bastard harsshhh but funny


and lololol~
"You Sir, are a ."
I hope I am not the only one that finds this funny

Strung out American Apparel Models

Today...is a good day. :)
I just finished my FAFSA for 2009-2010. Although of course I will still have to wait a bit to finish sending it out to ALL of my schools but that's a whole nother snore-worthy story that I'm sure would only decrease our blog view down to negative counts if possible. UNLESS there's people who actually wanna know more about the college process but we have counselors for that now don't we?

Speaking of which, I am installing a NEWER and more updated version of PhotoShop. yayaaa. (^-^).
So enough of the stalling,last week (finals week, oh sweet Jesus save our GPAs)Doris and I were IMing each other as usual and we found some pretty funny stuff online while browsing American Apparel store. They've been known to pick some pretty strung out looking models (NOT trying to be offensive since its cool they sell stuff without all the sweat-shop-magigg)and some of them are so "wtf-thoughts" inducing we can't help but share them with our audience here today...that is...whenever there a viewer is idly sitting in front of their computer oogling this page on their screen.

so Lo! behold.
warning: contains contents that may not be appropriate for children under the age of 10. screw 13, even 11 years old knows how to make babies.


Sad...nuff said

Doris (2:38:36 PM):her nipples are still painfully visible

yes, we love to make fun of things, but we're nice enough not to expose their identities if we could help it.

While we were living out our midterm(finals) week Jan 26-30, 2009, Doris started to feel so anxious she was actually stressed enough to type this
Doris (8:13:43 PM):i just need someone to hold me and be like "It's okay Doris, I haven't studied for APUSH at all."
Of course, that person isn't me. And I don't hope of it to be either, we're not on that *does dramatic circling motioning to indication level* level of intimacy. We both acknowledge each others personal space. Though she told me before that I'm probably (one of?? the) only friend(s) who she doesn't exchange hugs with regularly upon meeting or leaving.

Also, to anyone who actually READS our blog, we'll be having more new blog entries up about making some delicious soup, an DIY organizer to keep your stuff neat and organized, and other neat stuff!
-is what Doris said. Yes, We were planning out other interesting blog entries that we could make.
Food does so happen to be one of them.

Doris and I were talking about making some scrumptious foods and we decided we're going to make a procedural video on it. As a matter of fact, that's actually what's going to happen today.

Our Oh, soDelish~ menu (for our to-be-made-foods).

Cream of Mushroom Soup

Chicken Adobo

French Onion Soup

We're making Cream of Mushroom today and hopefully some of that chicken~
We're saving the french onion soup perhaps for next week.

We should really make a darned compilations of recipes and procedures to all of the good homemade food we've made so far.

We've also had some ideas about making our own staged reality show. called "Dooby to Dashing"
if the idea is feasible and we really do make it, we'll be sure to tell you folks out there and we'll be hitting up with a snazzy new trailer. We're hoping for the Show to be complete with episodes.

As for, "what the hell is Dooby?" Its a term Doris made up for a type of people. We refer to them as Doobs. We later found out that Dooby sounds just like and is spelled almost like the word Doobie, which is slang for a joint. Doris has made and defined the term for us right here, in parts, revised by me.

DOOB
Noun-Doob, Noun/Adjective-Doobiness, Adjective-Dooby
-Noun-Doob
1. A person characterized by awkward social skills, lack of confidence, and above all, a lack in style and charm.
"if someone offered to hold me right now [with the exception of the doobs] i'd take the muthafuggin offer"

2. A person with a cring-worthy physical presentation of one self due to misjudgement in taste and decisions. Usually accompanied by awkward social skills, lack in confidence and above all, a lack in style and charm.
"we were already in a bad mood cus of those doobs to begin with"

3. A person who is Dooby.
"pshhh dooby asian foo"

-Noun-Doobiness
4. A person's uncharming,awkward and sometimes cringe-worthy physical presentation caused by a misjudgement in taste and decision.
"OWWW! my eyes! so. much. doobiness. D:"

-adjective-Doobiness/ Dooby
5. of pertaining to traits in awkward social skills, lack in confidence and of style or charm.
"though it gets dooby when he sings since it's just kinda strange to watch"

6. of pertaining to a lack in style and charm in terms behavioral or physiological attribution.
"the fist to the sky is still a bit dooby"
-adjective-Dooby
7. of pertaining to a lack of charm or awkwardness
"you know how he makes like 156487 different dooby sounds"

Usage: The dooby guy's doobiness makes him a doob.
Doobiness occurs most frequently asian males and caucasian males. There may be occasional appearances of doobiness other ethnic groups. It is more difficult to cure in afflicted males than females. Doobiness affects both the physical and social aspects of a person. He/she may look and/or act dooby.

While talking about waxes and gynecology visits, we got onto the subject as to...what would happen, if we had a MALE brazillian-bikini waxer. Deanna's thoughts: Only ONE man...I hope should see that area...

I'm okay with consummating my love before marriage IF I feel that it is "the time" *dramatic jazz hands* and we both get tested to ensure each other's safety but not to an excessive degree or with too many people. I'm sort of just hoping for ONE if that's possible. The horrors of STDs...and of course with today's world, who the hell REALLY acts like sex is THAT sacred anymore. I just don't see it. ):

Doris: "is it me or ____ always seems to have a boyfriend nowadays"
Deanna: "yeah, she seems like one of those girl that just can't seem to do wthout one"
Doris: "yeahhh"
Deanna: "yeahh ...hormones"
Doris: apparently ours only seems to increase our appetite." (for food)

and Charlize Theron is just effing sexy. Though Doris and I agree that we still love and admire Angelina Jolie. Die Pitt Die.

Goofing around at Doris' house

We were having fun and just hanging out and fell along to the impulse to dance along to the tunes playing in her room. Since it was too soft to hear on the video, I actually just put another song over it.



By the way, we don't actually dance that bad. Tis embarassing as it is already. My dance looks terrible at the end.
Perhaps you might've wondered or you might not have even noticed just what the hell I was wearing. Its looks supa-geeked-out. Indeed, it is the notorious (not quite) Preuss 2009 Senior sweaters. We're not as big as we like to think that we are. People couldn't really care less actually, but let us dwell in our own world of swelled heads....

moving on, I found this image on TheHornyrabbit.com. Its one of the cards. They have funny holiday cards, birthday cards, greeting cards, etc etc.

Personally I felt that this card describes Doris and me very well. Perhaps by the time we find temptation, I think we'll be too lazy. Chances are high.

Me (9:56:50 PM): moving beyond useless human beings like anonymous

Doris (9:58:01 PM): yes yes

Doris (9:58:05 PM): much like most of the world by now

Doris (9:58:23 PM): any girl who finds anonymous cute, needs to get slapped...hard

yeah. we're cruel b****es but we don't like that kid. we got super worked up over his superiority complex about "hard-core" games and condescending douche-itude so we're getting back at him by insulting his face and denouncing the importance of his existence.

Interview with my Dad

I genuinely feel that my dad is quite entertaining and very different from other asian parents. Though he remains asian through and through.



don't mind fact that the video is indeed a tad dry....