Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Otto Ep. 2!

In continuation of the "Otto" series. Here is episode 2! with my ghetto-fied summary of the play which it was based upon from original "Othello" written by William Shakespeare.

1. Cassio: Dess (Desdemona), can you help me??? I wanna redeem myself.

2. Dess: h'okay. I'll talk to Otty-dear (Othello) for you.


3. Cassio: "you are lord."


4. Dess: *sees Otty* "Hey hon' mind giving Cassio his job back"


5. Otty: "meh...i'll think about that later"


6. Dess:" h'okay." *leaves


7. Iago: *comtemplates* "Say Otty...do you think something suspicious is going on..."


8. Otty: "wut?" Iago: "nvm" Otty: "tell me!!!"


9. Iago: "ya reckon Dess might be humpin Cassio?" (saying shes cheating on Otty)


10. Otty: "wtf, no, don't bs me. ones mah bff and ones my honaybun"


11. Iago: *thinks "I need a plan two..."*


12. Otty's head starts hurting. Dess tries to comfort him and wipe his forehead with her handkerchief that was given to her by Otty. apparently its too small for his head. they leave the scene and she ends up dropping it unnoticed.


13. Emilia, her maid finds it and gives it to her hubby(Iago) who wanted her to steal it for him for a while. she thinks he just got some weird fantasy going on with Dess' handwipe.


14. Iago makes a copy of the handkerchief and leaves it in Cassio's room.


15. Cassio gives it to Bianca. this whore (literally) who is in love with him. "here you go hun' I found it in my room and though it was pretty so Imma give it to you. Imma man, I don't need a handkerchief, I can always wipe my forehead with my shirt so the world can see my abs"


16. Iago talks to Cassio sometimes later. Otty thinks they're talking about Dessie but really hes talkin about this whore (not in a mean way but literally) called Bianca that digs him and wanna marry him.


17. Since Otto is watching from afar he can't hear what they're talking about. Cassio says Bianca pulls him around. Otty thinks hes talking about Dess pulling Cassio into her chamber. yes, he got a skevy mind.


18. Bianca comes: "how can a random handkerchief appear in your room, it must belong to some other b*tch and you want to me take the evidence for you." Cassio has to chase after her


19. Otty sees and thinks "wtf, he must have got that from my wife! and now hes giving it to a random ho. how dare he!"


20. OTTO MAD! and Iago gleeful at how well his plot turned out. Iago is now given the task to kill Cassio. while Otty will "take care" of Dess.


21. Dun dun DUN.


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