Taking down Christmas

while I was taking down the christmas tree (we got a fake one) this is what I came across...

Doris (10:01:23 AM): wow wtf is that?

Doris (10:01:25 AM): hahahahaha

Deanna (10:01:40 AM): now you know how we got our ornamental christmas star

Doris (10:01:45 AM): yeah

Doris (10:01:50 AM): so you put it on a chopstick?

Doris (10:01:51 AM): ahaha

Deanna (10:02:03 AM): more like "shoved it up it's asshole"

my dad is so funny...